Los Conios's debut single launch for their double A side 'Split/Devil's drop'. Shit kicking rock, riffs meatier than a butcher shop, and with a taste for the bizarre and burlesque. Think Kyuss meets Zappa. Expect a show! Los Conios -Single release The Mothers Ruin - Bristol July 30th 8pm, Free Feat: Los Conios, Purple Head, Lily Belle (Burlesque show), Benny Remnant (Acoustic show).

A night of Vaudeville cabaret, circus, magic and music aboard The John Sebastian, the oldest remaining wooden lightship in the world! Friday May 28th 8-12pm arrive early to avoid the disapointment of a) not getting in, or b) missing the cabaret! For your pleasure, a whole host of acts will their utmost to delight in the cabaret (starts 8.30pm) to include: magic, acrobatics, burlesque and dare devilry compered by Mr Matt Pang, followed by the house band Miss Cecily and The Gentlemen of The Road. Nautical dress code!

One hell of a lineup and sure to sell out, so get your tickets early: Funk From The Trunk XXL vs Tru Thoughts: The Bamboos (feat. Kylie Auldist) + Belleruche supported by the Funk From The Trunk DJs + Bobby Speed. Happening on Thursday 3 June 2010 8pm-1am at Metropolis, Cheltenham Road, Bristol. This sounds like a thoroughly kicking night, and if I can get back to Bristol for this I surely will (man do I need a guaranteed good night out!). The Bamboos are Australia's masters of raw Funk and super-heavy soul. Labelmates Belleruch make handmade hip hop blues soul, like Sarah Vaughan, Django Reinhardt and Cut Chemist stuck in a lift with Russian beer and a sampler. Aaarrgghh, I want to be there!